We found the MPG raid trials a little too easy, so why not spice it up with a little undead sarnak? Getting to pretend I had dozens of sarnak skeleton pets almost makes up for the fact that necro DoTs haven't been revamped yet, while all other classes have! Ok, by almost it actually doesn't at all.
[Sat Sep 23] <SYSTEMWIDE_MESSAGE>: Queen Pyrilonis has been defeated by a group of hardy adventurers! Please join us in congratulating Aysilla along with everyone else who participated in this achievement!
Queen Pyrilonis killed in open world, before AoS could show up to contest it! You could say we were... Under Pressure.
Yesterday we enjoyed a relaxing pool party at our friend Noqufiel's House. A fun time was had by all.
I am told that our friend deeply regrets the unfortunate incident where he revealed he is actually a ghost and tried to kill us. The incident was settled in exchange for a few items of value including a box of old rocks. (A heck of a deal, I say!) Here is a transcript of the incident as reported by my personal scribe, who i pay to follow me around and write down everything that happens:
[Tue Jul 25 20:52:34 2017] Noqufiel says, 'You stand among the deceased. Does this surprise you? All of us - Kelekdrix, myself, the other trusik are dead. We have been dead for years. When it became apparent that we were doomed, in an act of purest mercy I slew my brother and sisters - every last one, before passing away of starvation myself. Many of my companions still walk these halls, unaware of their fate or unwilling to accept what occurred. Others were driven mad by the idea of it. These pitiful souls did not understand the strength that could be harnessed by embracing undeath.'
After our normal raids, when all of Norrath is asleep, a brave band of adventurers explores the far recesses of our world, standing watch over the frail, the innocent, and the righteous...
Just kidding! We just have fun!
Last night's after hours targets were Cursed Cycle in SSRA, Aten Ha Ra in Vex Thal, Bristlebane in Plane of Mischief (we found out he wasn't actually up yet in this expansion like he should have been, but we had fun in there anyway!!), and Chardok C Halls of Betrayal where we tried to "blend in".
Where oh where are you, Bloodfrenzy?!?!?!?!?!
"One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small...and the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice (or these halflings), when she's 10 feet tall..."
"...and if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall, tell'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call..."
"...when the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go, and you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low...."
Enough of that...Lots of fun in Chardok B...or C...we couldn't decide!
Wait...what? Two Fibgirls?!?!?!?! Norrath cannot handle this madness! And um...nice pet name, Klikztik!
What the...well...all right then...
In our drunken stupor, the Dark Blade of the Shai'Din became the Dank Blade of the Shindig...
...we decided to identify as Sarnaks...to blend in of course...
...and Ztapus changed his surname to commemorate the occasion!
Great fun was had by all! Hope to see you next time!
What does Mendacium do on raid off-nights? We raid! We masacre! We obliterate! We DPS race and WIN! Fun times were had by all at last night's off-night raid of Veksar's Garudon, Hates Fury Raid Event, Crypt of Nadox's Innoruuk, and then finished it up by helping one of our wonderful bards finish up his Aid Eino quest. (Can someone PLEASE sow that guy?!!?!?)